Nobody came to see nobody speak. I consider the event a success.
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SANTACON 2005
Event commences prompty at 10:30 AM on December 17th, 2005. Starting point will be the House of Pies in Los Feliz.
$8.00 pre-sale is available to save time & money.
All other details are available on a need-to-know basis.
A Zone
In a stray couches manner, i’ve decided to host a copy of T.A.Z. The Temporary Autonomous Zone, Ontological Anarchy, Poetic Terrorism by Hakim Bey. I think it’s one of the many required reads for our society.
FLASHDANCE MACH 2
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
CONTACT:
Los Angeles Bar Association
labarassoc@straycouches.com
http://labarassociation.tribe.net
The Los Angeles Bar Association presents:
FLASHDANCE MACH 2
Join our roving guerilla dance party takin’ it to the streets ol’ skool.
Friday, June 10, 8pm
Kickin’ it off at the Jack in the Box parking lot
Corner of Sunset and Cahuenga
If we’ve allready started roving, call [TBA]
for our current location.
We’ll wrap it up at the same Jack in the Box parking lot….
lord knows when…
Costumes or witty explinations of dress are enforced
Blinkies, Glow toys, etc.. welcome.
ABOUT Los Angeles Bar Association – Our goal is to get drunk and dance in the most outrageous, ridiculous fashion possible. We also pull pranks and poke fun of the general public.
We’re not your ordinary Bar Crawl.
Inaugural Meeting…
& Crash-Test of the LA Bar Association
Friday May 13th, 8:00PM
Mr. T’s Bowl
5621 1/2 No. Figueroa St.
Highland Park, CA 90042
Come collaborate & conspire with us this Friday on the test run of our debut event set for early June.
Meet us outside the parking lot entrance of Mr.T’s Bowl in costume. Any costume. 8PM sharp. Those not in costume will be ignored and rejected. They will be ejected and ditched. They will be left out in the rain and shoved into the gutter. They will put out to pasture and left for dead. I’m sure you get it.
Are you feeling a bit mischievious? Are you an instigator of trouble? Have you been considered a rabblerouser or a hellraiser? Ever been mistaken for an escapee of a mental institution? Are you out of step with the world? Do you aspire to do some something outrageous, just because? We’re looking for folks willing to do things, uh I dunno, stuff.
Join us and some ex-conformists because we are gonna start something and you’ll want to be part of it.
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Feel free to pass this on and modify the text to your liking or disliking. We’re gonna make things happen. Whether you like it or not.
Heavy Trash
“DO YOU REALLY FEEL YOU ARE MAKING A CHANGE STUPID. AS LONG AS THERE IS UNLAWFULPERSONS AND ACTIVITY SUCH AS BLOCKING THE SIDEWALKS SO THE HANDYCAPED CAN NOT GET BY AND FOOLISH VANDALS, CHILD MOLESTERS, THEVES, ECT. WE WILLCLOSE THE DOORS ON YOUR FACES AND REBUKE THE DEVIL INSIDE OF YOU!!!!J.L.B. 338”
Check out what they’re doing here: Heavy Trash
Happy Family
The existence and maintenance of [this] is thought to make a politician fit for public office. According to this theory, the public are less concerned by whether or not they are effectively represented than by the need to be assured that the penises and vaginas of public officials are only used in legally sanctioned circumstances.
– “The Doubter’s Companion” by John Ralston Saul
Oblivion and then some…
“I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, ‘Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn’t, then there’s a point to it.'” — Harry Nilsson
couch by oblio_doblio
Ninja-Bunnies to take over “PIRATE’S Ball”
An essay on Stray Couches
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Stray Couches. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Stray Couches. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of Stray Couches with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Social Factors
Society begins and ends with Stray Couches. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] must have been referning to Stray Couches. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Stray Couches demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.
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