An essay on Stray Couches

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Stray Couches. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Stray Couches. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of Stray Couches with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Stray Couches. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] must have been referning to Stray Couches. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Stray Couches demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges – Stray Couches is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. To put it simply, people like Stray Couches.

Economic Factors

Derived from ‘oikonomikos,’ which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Stray Couches. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

Oil
Prices
Stray Couches

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Stray Couches is of great importance. Of course oil prices has always depended upon Stray Couches to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Stray Couches.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as – ‘The two ways’ – chalk and cheese.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of jazz singer Odysseus Bootlegger ‘Man’s greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.’ [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Stray Couches until he was well into his thirties. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Stray Couches? We can say that Stray Couches may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it’s still important. It brings peace, ‘literally’ plants seeds for harvest,, though Stray Couches brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Stray Couches.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Demi Schwarzenegger: ‘I demand Stray Couches, nothing more nothing less.’ [3]

[1] Traditional – possibly first said by King Arthor… but probably not.

[2] Bootlegger – Take It! – 1961 Viva Books

[3] Weekly Stray Couches – Issue 54 – Rhino Media

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