{"id":9,"date":"2003-12-15T03:12:39","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T08:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/?p=9"},"modified":"2003-12-15T03:12:39","modified_gmt":"2003-12-15T08:12:39","slug":"atypical-saturday-for-a-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/archives\/9","title":{"rendered":"Atypical Saturday for a Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nThe day was Saturday. I decided it would be cool to wear my Christmas Bests. And nothing looks better during these holidays than the color RED. So i decided to get some pancakes at House of Pies and i felt a bit uncomfortable because my choice of duds were catching on. Before I knew it everyone around was wearing Red. Why can’t a Santa dress in his best without everybody and their elves copying him?<\/p>\n

So I took pictures during the day. Look at them. Everyone copying my Suit. I need a makeover. Where are those gay guys when you need them.<\/p>\n

See them HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The day was Saturday. I decided it would be cool to wear my Christmas Bests. And nothing looks better during these holidays than the color RED. So i decided to get some pancakes at House of Pies and i felt … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-out-of-step"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}