{"id":54,"date":"2007-10-12T12:23:03","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T20:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/history\/54"},"modified":"2007-10-12T12:23:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T20:23:47","slug":"jesus-turning-water-into-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/archives\/54","title":{"rendered":"Jesus turning water into wine"},"content":{"rendered":"
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According to Christian Mythology, Jesus of Nazareth turned water into wine. I don’t see how his contribution to Israel’s (or Lebanon’s*) alcoholism can be considered a miracle. But non-the-less, the idea of instant alcohol sounds like a great idea to me. I don’t know about him being a messiah, or the ‘son of god’ for that matter. But he’s a saint in my eyes. Too bad his followers are a bunch of idiots.<\/p>\n

* Cana<\/a>, the location where Jesus made the wine.
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