{"id":125,"date":"2011-07-14T11:43:28","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T19:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/archives\/125"},"modified":"2011-07-14T11:43:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T19:43:28","slug":"i-really-hate-cilantro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/archives\/125","title":{"rendered":"I Really Hate Cilantro"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>\n<div>I&#39;m OK with the fact that lots of people like disgusting things, like onions. I&#39;ve pretty much figured out that I&#39;m a Super Taster because I can definitely taste things that no one else can. Onions are the worst. They typically make me puke, especially when they&#39;re fresh. When they&#39;re stewed down to a cellulous blob, they&#39;re practically not onions any more. So I&#39;m OK with that. But cilantro, fuck you. One little speck ruins my food. I really don&#39;t get what you&#39;re &quot;loving&quot; about cilantro. The best I can describe is it tastes like what I imagine alkaline in batteries taste like. It&#39;s metallic and overpowering. It doesn&#39;t make me puke, like onions, but it still ruins my food. People chop it up like parsley, so it&#39;s pretty much impossible to get every bit. But it only takes a tiny bit to ruin my food.\u00c2\u00a0<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div>What the hell are you tasting when you eat cilantro? I taste corroded metal dipped in sulfuric acid.<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>  from <a href=\"http:\/\/reverenddak.straycouches.com\/i-really-hate-cilantro\">Th&#8217; Reverend Dak Post<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;m OK with the fact that lots of people like disgusting things, like onions. I&#39;ve pretty much figured out that I&#39;m a Super Taster because I can definitely taste things that no one else can. Onions are the worst. They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/archives\/125\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}