{"id":206,"date":"2012-04-03T14:38:32","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T22:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/?page_id=206"},"modified":"2013-06-25T11:46:49","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T19:46:49","slug":"karaoke-hell","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/archives\/karaoke-hell","title":{"rendered":"Karaoke Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040320121987.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-251\" alt=\"040320121987.jpg.scaled.1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040320121987.jpg.scaled.1000-300x225.jpg\" width=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040320121987.jpg.scaled.1000-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040320121987.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Karaoke Hell by Joe Borfo<\/p>\n<p>This is the unauthorized publication of a story from the future-tomorrow, April 4, to be exact. This story, told by Joe Borfo, takes place in the early days of the Karaoke Champion of the World.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re in perpetual war. Korea has taken over the North West, while every-day people try to make the best of the world around them. This is the story of a distraught man who discovers Karaoke.<\/p>\n<p>[product id=&#8221;&#8221; sku=&#8221;KHELL01&#8243;]<br \/>\n[add_to_cart id=&#8221;&#8221; sku=&#8221;KHELL01&#8243;]<\/p>\n<table width=\"420\" border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dwolla.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"See what DWOLLA is about!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/stuff\/dwolla-sm-white-bg.png\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a>Dwolla implementation to the shopping cart is not available at this time. Please use the original method below if using Dwolla.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nUS ONLY, $3.50 shipped!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dwolla.com\/hub\/straycouchespress?amount=3.50&amp;memo=Issue%20and%20Snail%20Mail%20info%20here&amp;repeats=0&amp;action=send\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" alt=\"Pay with DWOLLA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/stuff\/btn-pay-with-dwolla.png\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Note: Dwolla users, make sure you do the following (instead of the cart above):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>First confirm the price, $<b><span style=\"color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;\">3.50<\/span><\/b> each.<\/li>\n<li>Select <b><span style=\"color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;\">Single Payment<\/span><\/b>.<\/li>\n<li>Enter in the Details box :<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;\"><b>Karaoke Hell<br \/>\nYour name<br \/>\nShipping Address<br \/>\nEmail<\/b><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Complete Transaction<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karaoke Hell by Joe Borfo This is the unauthorized publication of a story from the future-tomorrow, April 4, to be exact. This story, told by Joe Borfo, takes place in the early days of the Karaoke Champion of the World. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/archives\/karaoke-hell\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":289,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"sidebar-page.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-206","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":301,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/206\/revisions\/301"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.straycouches.com\/documents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}