1. Style - It’s got to look good, cool, bitchin’, rad, etc. Period.
2. Substance - It’s got to have meaning, passion, or purpose. It’s got to be awesome, or it’s not worth doing at all.
3. Safety - Safety Third.

Jesus turning water into wine

Originally uploaded by Tita Abbott.

According to Christian Mythology, Jesus of Nazareth turned water into wine. I don’t see how his contribution to Israel’s (or Lebanon’s*) alcoholism can be considered a miracle. But non-the-less, the idea of instant alcohol sounds like a great idea to me. I don’t know about him being a messiah, or the ’son of god’ for that matter. But he’s a saint in my eyes. Too bad his followers are a bunch of idiots.

* Cana, the location where Jesus made the wine.

santaseason2006.41

Originally uploaded by denzoner.

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More details to emerge…..HS”