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the official internets site of the Benevolent (dis)Order of the Stray Couches [B.(d)O.o.t.S.C]

with flying colors

Bloged in Out of step by dak ultimak Discord 17, 3171 at about 12:55 pm

The Circus-Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This is the sixth Reich. The ground floor is full of gambling tables, like all the other casinos . . . but the place is about four stories high, in the style of a circus tent, and all manner of strange County-Fair /Polish Carnival madness is going on up in this space.

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

LA Bunny Hop

Bloged in Out of step by admin Discord 7, 3171 at about 9:29 pm

imagineThe L.A. Bunny Hop is coming! Get your suit together and get ready for a good time. Click the linky above for more information. If you know what’s good for you.

L.A. BUNNY HOP - SAT APR 2nd
Starts at NOON at Mr. T’s Bowl
5621 1/2 N Figueroa St - 90042
Bring $3 cash for METRO PASS
Bunny Attire strictly enforced.

endangered

Bloged in Couches by dak ultimak Chaos 72, 3171 at about 2:47 pm

“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. I wanted to destroy something beautiful.” -from Fight Club

couch by chillbot75

pissed

Bloged in Couches by admin Chaos 71, 3171 at about 12:53 pm

hi, here is a couch. and someone pissing on/near it.

Yum! Send me couch pics if you have them! Especially ones from across/outside the country!

thanks.

giants.2

Bloged in Couches by admin Chaos 70, 3171 at about 7:52 am

giantsAnd so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15

I attack!

Bloged in Couches by dak ultimak Chaos 68, 3171 at about 11:07 pm

When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money is

on TROOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

to live is to fight

Bloged in Couches by dak ultimak Chaos 67, 3171 at about 4:33 pm

to the deathFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! and live a better life.

On the fields of battle, in the fury of fight,
Others give you their lives without pain or hesitancy,
The place does not matter: cypress laurel, lily white,
Scaffold, open field, conflict or martyrdom’s site,
It is the same if asked by home and Country.
-from Jose Rizal’s last poem

No arms, no legs & makes a lot of people fall.

Bloged in Out of step by admin Chaos 65, 3171 at about 6:12 pm

This would have been a really cool place to find a couch. I didn’t find one, but the pictures are worth sharing. If you’re in LA, and want to see a place really surreal and pretty much undiscovered by the popular masses, i say you head out to San Pedro. At the end of Pacific Ave is a parking lot, ignore the “No Trespassing” signs and walk through the hole in the fence and you are there. Or take Gaffee off the 110 exit until it ends at a park. Hop the wall and walk along the cliff to the left until you get there. You can’t miss it, if you do you most likely have fallen to your death. There are some ok tide pools at the bottom there.

Hell is here…

Bloged in Couches by admin at about 5:51 pm

here kitty kittySo this curious cat decided the time was right for his or her 15 seconds of fame.

Flames set forth from his eyes, scorching mine in the process. Black fur. Kitty of doom. Why do you haunt me.

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