The existence and maintenance of [this] is thought to make a politician fit for public office. According to this theory, the public are less concerned by whether or not they are effectively represented than by the need to be assured that the penises and vaginas of public officials are only used in legally sanctioned circumstances.
- “The Doubter’s Companion” by John Ralston Saul
“I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, ‘Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn’t, then there’s a point to it.’” — Harry Nilsson
couch by oblio_doblio
“Let you alone! That’s all very well, but how can I leave myself alone? We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?”
- Fahrenheit 451
couch submitted by onlyazero
“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. I wanted to destroy something beautiful.” -from Fight Club
couch by chillbot75
hi, here is a couch. and someone pissing on/near it.
Yum! Send me couch pics if you have them! Especially ones from across/outside the country!
thanks.
And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15
When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money is
on TROOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! and live a better life.
On the fields of battle, in the fury of fight,
Others give you their lives without pain or hesitancy,
The place does not matter: cypress laurel, lily white,
Scaffold, open field, conflict or martyrdom’s site,
It is the same if asked by home and Country.
-from Jose Rizal’s last poem
So this curious cat decided the time was right for his or her 15 seconds of fame.
Flames set forth from his eyes, scorching mine in the process. Black fur. Kitty of doom. Why do you haunt me.
