HOUSE PARTY?!? APRIL FOOLS!
SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 2006 (NO JOKE!)
WEAR GOOD SHOES
The South Central Farmers are hosting a dance party in front of Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa‘s, House.
Everyone is welcome to join!
Tonight, 7PM – March 9th.
@ The Getty House
605 So Irving Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90005
RSVP (optional): firstname.lastname@example.org or (213)978-0600
Yes bitches. Straycouches.com has sold out. Now click and buy from these links, so I can afford to keep this site on the net.
Event commences prompty at 10:30 AM on December 17th, 2005. Starting point will be the House of Pies in Los Feliz.
$8.00 pre-sale is available to save time & money.
All other details are available on a need-to-know basis.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Los Angeles Bar Association
The Los Angeles Bar Association presents:
FLASHDANCE MACH 2
Join our roving guerilla dance party takin’ it to the streets ol’ skool.
Friday, June 10, 8pm
Kickin’ it off at the Jack in the Box parking lot
Corner of Sunset and Cahuenga
If we’ve allready started roving, call [TBA]
for our current location.
We’ll wrap it up at the same Jack in the Box parking lot….
lord knows when…
Costumes or witty explinations of dress are enforced
Blinkies, Glow toys, etc.. welcome.
ABOUT Los Angeles Bar Association – Our goal is to get drunk and dance in the most outrageous, ridiculous fashion possible. We also pull pranks and poke fun of the general public.
We’re not your ordinary Bar Crawl.
The existence and maintenance of [this] is thought to make a politician fit for public office. According to this theory, the public are less concerned by whether or not they are effectively represented than by the need to be assured that the penises and vaginas of public officials are only used in legally sanctioned circumstances.
– “The Doubter’s Companion” by John Ralston Saul
“I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, ‘Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn’t, then there’s a point to it.'” — Harry Nilsson
couch by oblio_doblio
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Stray Couches. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Stray Couches. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of Stray Couches with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Society begins and ends with Stray Couches. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’  must have been referning to Stray Couches. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Stray Couches demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.